“Behind every man is a great woman”
Proverbs
Welcome to the most prestigious society called MOTHERHOOD. You are now a member of a network of great women linked together by a common bond. Open your eyes and ask questions, there is a vast amount of knowledge and experience for you to learn. Once you become a mother, you will (or may already have) develop a specific set of skills, behold!
Jedi Skills. The force is with you. You develop heightened senses, telepathic and telekinetic abilities. Enhanced reflexes. Speed and acrobatic skills beyond natural limits.
Omnipresent: You are everywhere, you see everything.
Supernatural multitasking abilities. You can do 10 things at the same time.
Master of psychological warfare specializing in the art of reverse psychology.
Master of self control. You develop patience, not by choice but for survival.
Arts and crafts master. You become skillful at sewing, paper mache making, scrapbooking also not by choice but for survival in school homework.
Perfect Mommy Project 